Wednesday, March 05, 2008
Conversation Between Me and The Girlchild
Me: Johnny Depp doesn't have a myspace.
TG: If you were Johnny Depp, would YOU have a myspace?
Me: *sigh* No.
So The Girlchild's birthday is coming up, and I was going to get her a Diary Queen ice cream cake with Sweeney Todd on it. You know, they have that "put any picture you want on a cake" deal? Well not ANY picture, evidently. Only a photograph. Regardless of the fact that I got the picture from the Sweeney Todd website where it was available as a FREE download, they still wouldn't put it on a cake because of "copyright issues". Apparently, they once put Elvis on a cake and got fined for $500. I told the lady that Elvis was dead, and could probably care less if his face was on a cake. She said "They gotta make their money somehow." I'm not sure who "they" are, but I bet "they" are the ones who take me from my bed at night and leave perfectly round bruises on my thighs. No, not THERE, you pervert.
So anyway, this other DQ chick actually asked me why someone would want Johnny Depp on a cake. Sweet Ra, why wouldn't you?! I mean, a chocolately, ice creamy version of Johnny Depp would be the next best thing to the real thing. Right?
People. I swear.
And I really wanted to be Johnny's myspace friend.
Posted at 3/5/2008 10:08:35 pm by Rowan
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