I would like to say that I am back for good, but you (and you) and I both know I'm way too flaky to be trusted, so I will say that I am back for a time to thrill and delight you with my questionable content. Prepare to be amazed!
When you last tuned in (provided you did... if not, you might want to read back at least a little ways) I had decided to conduct an experiment in sociology which involved me writing to several prison inmates in order to learn... stuff. Well, I learned stuff all right. I learned that only a complete imbecile would marry someone who is in prison. I won't mention the name of this idiot, but her initials are ME. At any rate, I have been separated from my STBX (soon to be ex) for over a year now (and by separated I mean he has been back in jail for that long). I am just waiting for my divorce to go through. Hopefully, that will be the end of that fiasco.
In other, greater, news - I am a grandma!! The Girlchild married the best damned country boy you've ever met and they conjured me up a grandson. Captain R. is the most wonderful, charming, cute and amazing baby this world has ever had the pleasure of meeting. I'm not just saying that because he's my grandson, either. If you don't believe me, just ask me. I'll tell you.
But anyhoo, since I am no longer churning out quadweekly (yes it's a word, I just made it up) love letters and Captain R. has discovered this thing called sleep, I have a little time on my hands. What better way to relieve stress and entertain two or three people than to snuggle back into the padded cell I call my blog.
Enjoy. Or don't. I really don't give a flying fuck.
Yes I do. But I can act like I don't.
|The Girlchild |
July 26, 2011 01:20 PM PDT
I've missed your rants! Makes me want to blog again.
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